Call it funny, confusing, crazy or perhaps total chaos.
This was a true case I witnessed of a newly wedded couple in a Hotel at the heart of Accra.
I was with my friends at the reception of the hotel that night. We were keen on finishing a movie before going home after coming to watch a football game. It was just about a quarter pass midnight stroke.
A lady rushed out crying with her wedding gown tired around her body. She was barely naked. She ran about 50 metres towards the main gate of the hotel bare footed. Shortly after a man followed up in a boxer and singlet. Bare footed as well. This was the newly wedded couple. They have come for their honeymoon after a lavish wedding. The wedding car they came in with and the hotel they have booked for honeymoon alone will tell you the class of their wedding.
We watched from a distance as the man tried to pull the lady back to the hotel. It was becoming nasty so we moved in.
The lady keeps shouting, "foolish man, you want to kill me!?, "Go for your ring", "Dickson, it's over!"
Soon there was calm.
Helen the wife, started talking... "This man is a killer. I'm a virgin. We both agreed on sex after marriage exclusively. Only to find out he's "Koti bortor", ie. uncircumcised huge di*k. "This marriage is over!", she screamed over and over. Seriously a glance at the front of Mr. Dickson's boxer says a lot. Even if he's not "koti bortor" as he has been claiming earlier, Mr. Dickson is well endowed.
The man got speechless till we helped the lady to get into a taxi and she left. The rest is their own story to tell.
The exchange of vows was barely 12 hours old and the marriage is already over as it is.
My questions.
1. If that was the end of the marriage, was virgin a solution here?
2. Was no sex till marriage a cool move.
3. Even if she goes on with the marriage, how cool are the days ahead?
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